You know Coachella, right? Of course you do.
Fyre Festival is Coachella, just better in literally every way possible.
Held on a remote island in the Bahamas once owned by Pablo Escobar, this is far more than just a musical festival.
Sure, everyone from Migos to Lil Yachty to Disclosure to Blink-182 will be performing, as well as special, unannounced headliners, but that's not even the half of it.
There will be brunch parties on yachts, VIP main stage tables, beach clubs, and private aircraft tours that include everything from snorkeling in Thunderball Cave (à la James Bond) to swimming with wild pigs. Not to mention, a swarm of top supermodels like Emily Ratajkowski and Bella Hadid will be in attendance, who test drove the property a few months ago while shooting the marketing campaign.
Held on the weekends of April 28th and May 5th, tickets are pretty pricey, but you get what you pay for. With packages ranging from a $4,395 villa to a $399,995 palace that sleeps up to eight people and comes with invites to talent-only parties, there's a wide array of options for big spenders looking for an elevated vacation experience. Airfare to and from Miami is included.
See you there...?
UPDATE: Turns out, this was severely overpromised and underdelivered. We'd advise skipping weekend two if you already have tickets.