For pretty much every person under the age of 35, there's at least ONE ugly Christmas sweater party per year. You could pick up something smelly and run-of-the-mill from your local Goodwill, or you could upgrade to first class and be the coolest SOB at the party by sporting one of these bad boys. In a room full of people in their grandmothers hand-knit sweater wearing reindeer antlers, you'll have the attention of every woman. Just avoid this thing to death in situations that don't involve copious amounts of booze. Buy here---$109.