The guys over at Hentsch Man do a bunch of good stuff, but this thing should be at the top of your wish list. Basically, it's just a well-fit black tee shirt with the words "Mr. Cool" printed in beige. Perfect for any guy who wants to wear with a major sense of irony, and even better if your attitude and demeanor are a little more "Peter Parker" than "James Bond." Buy here -- $55.