Four letter words are getting a little tiresome, so consider delivering these old-timey Victorian-era swear words at your enemies instead, even if they sound like something Ned Flanders would say in a fit of rage.
1.) Beardsplitter
Definition: An impolite way to refer to your penis.
2.) Lickfinger
Definition: Someone who sucks up to someone for positive attention.
3.) Gamahuche
Definition: A Victorian word for oral sex.
4.) Rantallion
Definition: One whose scrotum is longer than his penis.
5.) Rakefire
Definition: A chump who overstays their welcome and takes advantage of hospitality.
6.) Mumblecrust
Definition: A toothless beggar.
7.) Smellfungus
Definition: A privileged traveler who wined about their life experiences.
8.) Scobberlotcher
Definition: A lazy piece of crap who never words hard.
9.) Fustilarian
Definition: A guy who talks and talks and continually wastes your time.
10.) Fopdoodle
Definition: A dumb person constantly making poor choices.
11.) Arfarfan’arf
Definition: A lazy drunk.
12.) Bescumber
Definition: From the early 20th century, this means to throw poop upon.
13.) Bedswerver
Definition: Invented by William Shakespeare, this means a cheating, no-good jerk.
14.) Zounderkite
Definition: A complete idiot who constantly makes clumsy and awkward mistakes.
15.) Muntz-Watcher
Definition: A sneaky criminal or con-artist. A snake oil salesman.
16.) Gong-Farmer
Definition: A toiler cleaner.
17.) Haymarket Hector
Definition: A pimp.
18.) Dirty Puzzle
Definition: Promiscuous women who get around.
19.) Snaggletooth
Definition: A low-class woman who broken teeth.
20.) Bagpipe
Definition: Oral sex.
21.) Monosyllable
Definition: A vagina.
22.) Bushelbubby
Definition: A woman with large breasts.