Four letter words are getting a little tiresome, so consider delivering these old-timey Victorian-era swear words at your enemies instead, even if they sound like something Ned Flanders would say in a fit of rage.
Definition: An impolite way to refer to your penis.
Definition: Someone who sucks up to someone for positive attention.
Definition: A Victorian word for oral sex.
Definition: One whose scrotum is longer than his penis.
Definition: A chump who overstays their welcome and takes advantage of hospitality.
Definition: A toothless beggar.
Definition: A privileged traveler who wined about their life experiences.
Definition: A lazy piece of crap who never words hard.
Definition: A guy who talks and talks and continually wastes your time.
Definition: A dumb person constantly making poor choices.
Definition: A lazy drunk.
Definition: From the early 20th century, this means to throw poop upon.
Definition: Invented by William Shakespeare, this means a cheating, no-good jerk.
Definition: A complete idiot who constantly makes clumsy and awkward mistakes.
Definition: A sneaky criminal or con-artist. A snake oil salesman.
Definition: A toiler cleaner.
17.) Haymarket Hector
Definition: A pimp.
18.) Dirty Puzzle
Definition: Promiscuous women who get around.
Definition: A low-class woman who broken teeth.
Definition: Oral sex.
Definition: A vagina.
Definition: A woman with large breasts.