Foosball is an all-time classic game and a much better time than you probably remember if its been a few years since you've gone a round or two. The problem is, an esteemed bachelor like yourself can't have a plastic-y table in the middle of your living room and still look like a grown man. Enter---the minimalist foosball table from Fredericks & Mae. It's beautiful enough that you won't look like a 12 year old when it's left out and its size means you can easily shove it in a closet when not in use. Available here for $320.