You know what's useful to own? A good pocket knife.
You know what's 1,000 times cooler than your average Swiss Army? A full-blown miniaturized Samurai sword disguised as one.
Outclassing most alternatives in both style and sharpness, the folding knife from Statgear features a 2.66" 440C stainless steel blade and a grade 5 titanium handle with a beautifully intricate design.
It may not be able to slay an army of ninjas (or can it?) but it will definitely add some feudal-era Japanese awesomeness to your EDC. You can get one in your life for just under $40.