If you're going to attack your friends and family with a volley of fluffy sugar, water and gelatin you should definitely do it with an artisanal wooden crossbow made the old-fashioned way in Canada. And new for 2020, it's now available in a sleek all-black-everything finish.
Grab one (or an entire arsenal) here and start armin' the fam. Friendly fire has never been so delicious. Or fun.