If Apple decided to pivot from computing to EDC, they'd probably design a pocket knife that looked a little like this: The James Brand's Chapter in stainless steel and titanium.
Featuring titanium frame-lock construction with minimal moving parts and maintenance, this thing has everything you need and nothing you don't. And, of course, titanium doesn't just look cool, it's significantly lighter than steel on top of being naturally corrosion resistant. Blade wise, you're looking at D2 steel with a serrated edge.
One day, your grandson will thank you for buying this...when he's carrying it.