We see your Nintendo Switch and raise you this gorgeous arcade box from Swedish designer Love Hultén.
Handcrafted from solid American walnut, the retro gaming unit has a briefcase-style design, a 12-inch LCD display, stereo speakers, and 100 preinstalled games ranging from Contra to Street Fighter. In addition to the includes titles, you can add your own emulators (perhaps Mario Kart 64?) through USB.
Limited to only 50 units with a price tag hovering around $3,000, this is the most gentlemanly way to indulge in classic video games, period.