Friends are over. You're celebrating. Drinks are being poured.
Someone asks if you can open up that bottle of champagne.
"Sure," you reply.
You open up a drawer, unlock the wooden storage box, and bust out this gorgeous champagne saber from Viski. One well-practiced slash later and you're replacing the Dos Equis guy as the Most Interesting Man In The World.
It's clad with a polished wood handle with gold accents and the curved stainless steel blade has a blunt edge that's specifically crafted for sabering, making this is a far safer (and easier to execute) choice than your average machete.
At just $79, what man can say no to owning this?