Ranking the Stage-5 Clinginess of Each 'Bachelor' Contestant

Going through their dolphin-obsessed ABC.com bios.
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Earlier this year, Sam and Jack ranked each of the male Bachelorette contestants by their "punchability," which ended up being their most listened to podcast episode yet. 

This time, they're judging the "stage-5-clinginess" of each female Bachelor contestant by their ABC.com bios alone. From aspiring dolphin trainers to Olivia Pope obsessives, at least half of these girls are made for ludicrously entertaining reality TV.

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