You've got Oscar-winner Alicia Vikander.
Walton "The Most Underrated Actor in Hollywood" Goggins.
Dominic "Jimmy McNulty himself" West.
Outstanding source material from the critically acclaimed 2013 video game.
A beloved, iconic character.
And a stylish Norwegian film director.
So why does the Tomb Raider reboot look so...bad? With serious Tom Cruise in The Mummy-vibes? Here's to hoping this is nothing but a bad trailer and the actual movie surprises and delights.