If you love wagons even half as much as I do, prepare to drool over the new 2019 Volvo V60. Available in your choice of front-wheel-drive with 250-hp or all-wheel-drive with 316-hp, this is an unrivaled wagon in terms of design and style. Let the bros with snide "soccer mom" jokes do their own thing with a tacky Fast and Furious-mobile and ill-fitting clothes. We'll do ours.