Probably not.

STEP ONE: Buy a 1965 Opel Kadett 1000 Caravan

STEP TWO: Throw on a surf rack

STEP THREE: Head to the beach

STEP FOUR: Live awesome

This thing – which is currently for sale at a reasonable $15,800 – is sharp, weird, alternative, amazing, and downright cool. If you're looking for a classic ride that's a little off-center, this might be the ticket.