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By
Jack Archer

So, you know that gorgeous supermodel who was happily married to actor Orlando Bloom for the last couple of years? Well, they split. So before you go rejoicing that she’s single like you actually have a chance of dating her next, breathe, enjoy the photos, and realize you have a better shot of being cast as Legolas in a Lord of the Rings remake than you do courting Ms. Kerr.

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Photos via GQ, FanPop + Listal.com